The fox is particular about film quality. They care about a film’s ambition, the target audience, and their own personal amusement. They demand letters!

The dragon loves glittery, shiny coins, but are willing to part with their copper, silver, gold, and platinum for the likelihood that they’d rewatch the film.

 

The Films

1917 (2019)

A- | Silver


500 Days of Summer (2009)

B


Aladdin (2019)

D-


Artemis Fowl (2020)

F


Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

C+ | Silver


Austenland (2013)

C


Babes in Toyland (1986)

D


A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019)

B | Copper


Being John Malkovich (1999)

B+ | Copper


Beowulf (2007)

D


Bridesmaids (2011)

B+ | Silver


Brooklyn (2015)

A- | Copper


The Cat in the Hat (2003)

F


Cats (2019)

F


Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010)

C


Cloud Atlas (2012)

A- | Copper


Da 5 Bloods (2020)

C


Deadpool (2016)

D


Definitely, Maybe (2008)

C+


Die Hard (1988)

B+ | Silver


Dolittle (2020)

D+


Drive (2011)

B-


Emma (2020)

B+ | Copper


Enchanted (2007)

B- | Silver


Enola Holmes (2020)

B+ | Copper


Failure to Launch (2006)

B | Copper


Fisherman's Friends (2019)

B-


Ford v. Ferrari (2019)

B+


Frozen II (2019)

B | Copper


Game Night (2018)

A- | Silver


The Goonies (1985)

A- | Gold


Green Book (2018)

B-


The Grinch (2018)

C


Heathers (1989)

B-


High School Musical (2006)

B- | Copper


High School Musical 2 (2007)

C


High School Musical (2008)

C+


I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020)

A- | Copper


Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

D


Jumanji: The Next Level (2018)

A- | Copper


Just Mercy (2019)

A-


Lady and the Tramp (2019)

D


Leap Year (2010)

C+


The Little Mermaid (1989)

A- | Silver


Little Women (1994)

B- | Copper


Little Women (2019)

A | Silver


The Lovebirds (2020)

B | Copper


Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

B+ | Copper


Mansfield Park (1999)

D


The Matrix (1999)

A | Gold


The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

B- | Copper


The Matrix Revolution (2003)

C+


Mirror Mirror (2012)

B- | Copper


Motherless Brooklyn (2019)

B


Mulan (1998)

A | Platinum


The Muppets Christmas Carol (1992)

B- | Copper


My Hero Academia: Two Heroes (2018)

B- | Copper


Night at the Museum (2006)

B+ | Silver


Nightcrawler (2014)

B


Okja (2017)

A | Copper


Onward (2020)

B-


The Outcasts (2017)

C


Ready Player One (2018)

B+ | Silver


Paddington (2014)

A- | Silver


Palm Springs (2020)

B | Copper


Parasite (2019)

A+ | Silver


The Peanuts Movie (2015)

A- | Silver


Penguins of Madagascar (2014)

C+ | Copper


Percy Jackson & the Olympians: Lightning Thief (2010)

F


Percy Jackson & the Sea of Monsters (2011)

D+


Peter Pan (2003)

C+


The Pianist (2002)

A


Pinocchio (1940)

D+


Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

D+


Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man Tell No Tells (2017)

C+


Pleasantville (1998)

B+ | Copper


The Polar Express (2004)

B | Silver


Poltergeist (1982)

B | Copper


The Princess Switch 2 (2020)

C+


Psych 2: Lassie Comes Home (2020)

B+ | Copper


Scoob (2020)

D


Scooby Doo: Zombie Island (1998)

B- | Copper


Searching (2018)

B+ | Copper


The Shop Around the Corner (1940)

B | Copper


Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

B


Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

B | Copper


Snowpiercer (2013)

A- | Copper


Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)

C+ | Copper


Sorry to Bother You (2018)

C


Soul (2020)

A- | Silver


Spies in Disguise (2019)

D


Suffragette (2015)

C


Twilight Breaking Dawn: Part 1 (2011)

F


A United Kingdom (2016)

B


Vice (2018)

C+


Wakko's Wish (1999)

D


Weathering With You (2019)

A- | Silver


Wildfire (2018)

D-


The Witch (2015)

A- | Copper