What is a Fox dragon?
Scientists disagree. Some say it’s a fox with ivory horns on its head and feathery wings on its back. Others think it’s a giant serpent-like creature with a large bushy tail and pointed ears. One intrepid explorer swears they once saw the famed fox dragon, describing it as a four-legged beast that stood over three feet and had luscious golden-white fur, sparkling red eyes, multiple tails all with pale orange tips, and could breathe fire that left people in a hypnotic trance. When someone pointed out that they were describing a Ninetails and that Pokémon isn’t even a dragon type, our explorer scoffed and said, “Were you there?” Needless to say, scientific opinion on the incredibly rare Fox Dragon is decidedly mixed.
Why does the fox dragon write film reviews and hand out ridiculous awards called “Pappies?”
Because the Fox Dragon was running out of places to store his treasure in the den and needed a place to give them away.
How does the Fox Dragon type with such giant claws and tiny computer keys?
They don’t.
Then who runs this website?
I do.
Who am I?
I’m Jean Valjean.
Who am I really?
I’m Batman.
Last chance
A giant nerd, if that wasn’t already obvious.
What’s the Fox Dragon’s favorite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. However, the Fox Dragon doesn’t appreciate the Fellbeasts being treated as the Black Riders’ steeds or being depicted as evil servants of the Dark Lord Sauron. That’s stereotyping dragons.
What’s the Fox Dragon’s least favorite film?
*growl* Er…next question.
How many Academy Award Best Picture winners has the Fox Dragon seen?
26
Does the Fox Dragon have a favorite superhero?
The Fox Dragon is a magical flying creature. They are their own favorite superhero.
Okay…Then what about fictional superheroes?
Marvel: Spider-Man. DC Comics: Raven.
What is the Fox Dragon’s favorite animated movie?
Monsters, Inc. (Fox Dragon thinks Sully would have been better with wings.)
Favorite Fox?
Nick Wilde from Zootopia.
Favorite Dragon?
Smaug from The Hobbit.
